I just had to post this :)
A man wants to get married.
He is having trouble choosing among three likely candidates.
So, he gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man is impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man is impressed.
The man thinks for a long time about what each woman has done with the money he's given her.
Then, he marries the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that, you know.
11 comments:
@ azuka- i actually agree wit her. guyz wld rather prefer a gal wit big boobs and ass, rather than a gal wit brains
Don't want to argue but big bust sizes and rears are a big turnoff to me.
I am assuming that the one with the biggest boobs also made the investments on the stock market? No? Damn that makes the decision so much more difficult.
@Azuka, all i will say is hmm. @Chidi, men will deny that but its so true @ Toks :-) no chance. Big boobs and investments! Hope these comments come out well. Surfing on the phone
men sha??? imagine. i think the one who invested the money must seem like a threat to the dude, and seeing as most men only appreciate apperance and not whats on the inside.
No, no, the story's wrong. If this man has enough money to spend giving three women collectively $15,000, he's not going to waste time marrying any one of them. Please... too many fish in the sea oh jare.
Ouch...
....I told my brother the joke and he promptly replied..."so my point is"! Men...ehn
Thanks Kemi for your comments on my blog. Yes I know to 'Appeal' is the way forward, and I have downloaded a 52 page book from the internet, just for some guidance... (52 pages definitely ain't bedtime reading but hey, it's got to be done!)
As for the website, this is the address: www.dhgcreations.co.uk
bhuahahahahaha!.. Funny Post..
@Kemi & Chidi: I object to the big boobs choice! Men's attraction to a woman is SUSTAINED by her intelligence while initial attraction may be by physical attributes.
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